Monday, November 03, 2008


Our advice for tonight is to buy your alcohol now if you live in any of the following 7 states as you can't do it tomorrow because it's Election Day.

No... I'm not kidding.

If you live in Kentucky, Indiana and South Carolina, you can’t buy alcohol tomorrow AT ALL so buy it today to celebrate or drown your sorrows.

If you live in Utah and West Virginia, you can buy alcohol at restaurants and bars only.

If you live in Alaska or Massachusetts, you can’t buy Election Day alcohol unless your local governments are authorized to provide an exemption from the ban.

The 18th century called, they want their laws back…

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