Maybe he can change straw into gold as well

Yesterday V.P. Dick Cheney gave an interview to Fox News Channel in which he accepted responsibility for the weekend accident in which Harry Whittington was shot in the face by Elmer Fudd, err Cheney and his shotgun.

Also raised during the interview with Brit Hume was the subject of ‘Scooter’ Libby and his claim that he was directed to leak information to the press. Some of which had previously been ‘classified’. Cheney’s response was that an executive order gives him, and President Bush, power to declassify information. (I am sure that Clueless George doesn’t declassify anything until he runs it by ‘Dead-Eye’ Dick first.)

What is next for the conservatives, walking on water? or maybe turning water into wine?