I am sure there are letter templates for others as well

Ok, this letter is a little far-fetched ..... or is it?

Don't worry girls, you can take over "The Simple Life" from Paris and Nicole.

Granted, we would like to see a 'REAL' letter for Scotty 'Don't call me Ari' McClellan and Donald 'What the hell are the generals whining about now' Rumsfeld, but we'll take what we can get as long as the Bush Administration continues to drag down the rest of the GOP and slowly drowns itself under the weight of its own egotism.