Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Wednesday ‘BushWhack’ing

I was out sick yesterday, so how about a double-filled ‘BushWhack’ing?

Monday, January 14, 2008

The Monday ‘BushWhack’ing

Another week, another primary...

  • Don’t look now, but the republican presidential candidates are pandering to the masses in Michigan… wow, I didn’t see that coming…
  • “President” Bush is continuing his Middle-East trip. Today he’s in Dubai
  • We are starting to hear more and more complaints about the faulty, yet still “certified” fire-extinguishing system, in the $740 million U.S. embassy complex in Baghdad. Apparently the complaints have been coming out for a while but they were ignored and/or overruled. (I don’t know how this could surprise anyone, it’s the MO of the Bush(whacked) Administration…)
  • According to the Wall Street Journal, (with Murdoch at the helm, take anything you read in it with a grain of salt) the revision of the FISA law, which includes immunity for the telcos, may be out of commission until at least 2009
  • John Edwards is placing a lot of stock in the looming South Carolina primary, hoping to, like he did in 2004, win the primary and catapult himself back into the race. Being a SC native and, generally, well-liked, the idea is not totally not out of the realm of possibility… so stay tuned.
  • A new WaPo/ABC News poll shows John McCain moving into the national lead and Barack Obama overtaking Clinton’s once-insurmountable lead. As I’ve said many times already, this contest is no where near over, and we need to keep that in mind. Don’t let polls and poles affect your decision… make it up for yourself…
  • Fred Thompson’s campaign has become more vitriolic in recent weeks… but it ain’t helping…
  • And have we mentioned? That more and more people in this country are starting to see the light? It’s true… 79% of Americans say that the next president should “set the nation on a new course rather than following the direction in which Bush has been leading.” In comparison, Bush’s father had a rating near his end of 75%, Clinton had 48% and Reagan 58%... maybe change is more than a buzz word for this campaign. At least we can only hope…

Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Weekly Rewind

Lot more heckles than applauds this week... but considering who we have in the White House - it's not totally surprising. So sit back and enjoy a little thing we like to call; The Weekly Rewind.

Applaud:
to more proof that people are getting wise to the Bush(whacked) Administration and its ways. Last month 36% of Americans approved of Bush’s handling of the economy. Now it’s 33% of Americans that approve of President Bush’s handling of the economy. Additionally, according to the new AP-Ipsos poll, a scant 27% believe the country is “headed in the right direction,” including fewer than half of republicans. (what else needs to be said other than; Haw-Haw!)

Heckle: to presidential spokesman Tony Fratto. Earlier this week aboard Air Force One, a reporter asked him if the Bush administration was at all worried about a recession. His response? “I don’t know of anyone predicting a recession.(Dude… open a damn newspaper... good to know Bush is surrounding himself with the best and brightest…)

Applaud: to CREW, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington. Showing that they’re not partisan (despite a majority of their complaints being against republicans) the group filed an ethics complaint with federal prosecutors against Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) earlier this week. The group is accusing her of violating federal bribery law by obtaining a $2 million earmark for Voyager Expanded Learning, mere days after her campaign received a $30,000 campaign contribution from company executives and their relatives… (eventually politicians will learn won’t they?? Right? Anyone??)

Heckle: to more mind-numbing inanity from “President” Bush. Bush used his first extended tour of the Middle East to rally support for international pressure against Iran… despite that silly little NIE that not only significantly played-down Tehran’s nuclear ambitions but also left Israeli and Arab leaders rethinking their own approach toward Iran while questioning Washington’s resolve… but Bush didn’t abate and held his position that they need to be stopped. From what I have no idea…

Applaud: to the about-time resignation of republican Rep. John Doolittle (CA). For months he’s resisted calls for his resignation from other republicans, announcing in September; “I will not step aside. I am running again, period.” Wrong! Earlier this week he held a press conference where he reluctantly said that he would be retiring at the end of his term… (and the republican dominoes continue to fall… good riddance to bad rubbish)

Heckle:
to presidential pipe dreams and spin. “President” Bush predicted earlier this week that there “will be a signed peace treaty” to turn the West Bank and Gaza Strip into a Palestinian state “by the time I leave office.” Many, if not all, see this as highly unlikely. And for the president to ignore this region for 7 years and say this in his final lame-duck year is contemptible… but then again, this is George Bush we’re talking about. Expectations from those in the Middle East are so low that one Arab diplomat expressed “disbelief” that Bush will use the trip to renew his drive for Middle East democracy, sarcastically asking “Is that still on?” and a recent poll of Israelis found that “77% of those questioned” believed Mr. Bush would fail in that drive… what else needs to be said?

Applaud: AND Heckle: to the Pentagon for weighing an Afghanistan surge. Earlier this week Defense Secretary Robert Gates said that he’s considering sending “3,000 additional marines to Afghanistan to boost forces ahead of a Taliban spring offensive.” (I applaud this because Afghanistan is the true terrorism theater of operations and it’s where our focus should be – personally I think it should have stayed our focus, but what do I know? – but I also have to throw out a small heckle because it’s a move that will stretch out our already thin military... but let’s wait and see what happens.)

Applaud: to the federal judge that ordered the White House to “reveal whether copies of possibly millions of missing e-mails are stored on computer backup tapes” earlier this week. According to AP, Judge Facciola gave the White House five business days to report whether computer backup tapes contain e-mails written between 2003 and 2005… (who wants to wager that the White House will either; A) claim executive privilege, B) say they were lost or C) all of the above…)

Heckle:
to yet another sign of a weakening job market. The number of Americans working part-time hours increased to 2.8 million in 2007 because of slower business conditions. That number is up 9% from 2006. (And yet we have a White House spokesman saying he hasn’t heard anyone talking about a recession… makes you wonder what the hell is going on in the White House doesn’t it?)

Applaud: to one of the best lines ever read on Daily Kos’ Cheers and Jeers column by Bill in Portland Maine.

“CHEERS to John Edwards. I still like ya, dude. But unless a YouTube video surfaces showing Hillary giving Barack a blow job on a church altar while taking bribes from Jack Abramoff and administering an abortion to a teenager, I'm afraid it's not looking good. But don’t rule out an independent bid with Gore. It's still early.”
Nice…

Heckle: to “The Surge”. One year ago this week, “President” Bush announced he was sending 21,500 additional American forces to Iraq. (if you listen to John McCain and Joe Lieberman the surge was a success… if you listen to anyone else the jury is still out. Quite a few military analysts and former military officials say that the surge may have “enhanced prospects for a bloodier civil war” because it allowed the “warring sides” — now with more segregation — to “re-group and re-arm” in anticipation of a new round of insurgent attacks. But McCain and Lieberman, and a few trolls, still believe that it has worked unequivocally… but then again; they’re schmucks)

Applaud: to the former chairman of President Reagan’s Council of Economic Advisers, Martin Feldstein, for telling it like it is and not spinning it for love of party. Earlier this week Mr. Feldstein said that ‘we are now talking about more likely than not,’ about the US experiencing a recession…(And yet we have a White House spokesman saying he hasn’t heard anyone talking about a recession… makes you wonder what the hell is going on in the White House doesn’t it?)

Heckle: to not paying your bills on time; government version. AP is reporting that telephone companies have cut off FBI wiretaps used to “eavesdrop on suspected criminals” because the bureau has repeatedly failed to pay their phone bills on time. Said DOJ Inspector General Glenn Fine, the “FBI’s lax oversight of money used in undercover investigations” resulted in “telecommunications carriers actually disconnecting phone lines established to deliver surveillance results to the FBI, resulting in lost evidence.” (Wow… the incompetence of the Bush(whacked) Administration apparently has filtered throughout all areas of the US government… Christ that’s scary…)

Heckle: to pathetic attempts to change history and change the meaning of the law all at once. Lawyers for Sen. Larry Craig (r-ID) are arguing that the “underlying act” of his airport bathroom arrest was not criminal because it “didn’t involve multiple victims” and that hand signals should be considered “constitutionally protected speech.” (What!!?? Are you fucking kidding me???)

Heckle: to wagging the dog. Earlier this week the Pentagon said that three of Navy ships asea in the Strait of Hormuz had been harassed and provoked by Iranian speedboats, to the point that they felt so threatened that it was about to open fire on the boats. The Pentagon even unveiled a four-minute video of the incident. Knowing the history of this adminstration, quite a few people were skeptical, which grew after Iran released its own video that didn’t show any Iranian boats approaching U.S. vessels. Today the Navy acknowledged that the verbal threat made in the tape may not have been Iranian

Friday, January 11, 2008

More Delusions of Grandeur

Just when you think this administration has stretched reality to its limit, they say something that makes you realize they haven’t even gotten close.

Currently, “President” Bush’s job approval numbers are mired in the low 30s, and rightfully so. But a post in U.S. News’ Washington Whispers reports that Bush aides predict a ‘remarkable shift’ that will give the president a 45% approval rating when he leaves office...

Again, I ask this administration; what color is the sky in your world??

The people in the White House see happy days for Bush this year, already labeled his “legacy year” by the White House staff. But, once again, they’re ignoring the American public, a majority of whom appears VERY ready for his presidency to be over.




Let’s think about this; the republican presidential candidates are hesitant to even mention Bush’s name, and the only remarkable shift will be the enormous sigh of relief coming from the masses on January 20, 2009.




Who in the conservative political punditry will stand up in front of the media and the American public and begin the steps that are desperately needed to polish the Bush Legacy??

One of the republican presidential contenders?

Doubtful...

One of the Republicans in the Senate or House?

Doubtful... especially if they are running for re-election.

Rush Limbaugh? Ann Coulter? Papa Bush?

Doubt it, doubt it and doubt it... none of them have the clout needed to polish his legacy, so it’s up to one man to do it… Dubya himself.

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Now that we’ve all stopped laughing, let’s think about that for a moment like Dubya would---

The Friday Presidential ‘BushWhack’ing

Thursday, January 10, 2008

What's up with Iowa & New Hampshire?

I’m in my mid-thirties and, for as long as I can remember the Iowa Caucus and the New Hampshire Primary have always been the first salvo in the presidential campaign process.

As I grew older, started thinking for myself and got more interested in politics, I’ve often questioned the unwarranted amount of power that these states wield for both Democrats and republicans… after all; neither state is particularly representative of the rest of the US from a demographic, economic or political standpoint…

It is important to bear in mind that no state is uniform in its demographic or cultural makeup as every town, city, village in states that lean conservative have pockets of Liberalism and vice versa, but rather I am suggesting that these states are among some of the least representative of this country and, therefore, are an unfortunate choice for early presidential primaries.

Before on this blog I’ve postulated about a national primary…. but the more I think about that scenario, the more I become dissatisfied with that plan and instead think a regional primary system, one where each state is separated into 4 or 6 regions and each region votes on the same day, would be more beneficial…

But I also think that politics should stop at the waters edge… and I am not very confident, that the primacy of Iowa and New Hampshire in this process is likely to change in my lifetime.

But one can hope…

The Thursday ‘BushWhack’ing

It’s Thursday, and I continue to find it hard to write anything of merit post-vacation, I can still muddle out your Daily ‘BushWhack’ing… so have at it.

  • FYI: Today is de-lurking day, a day where readers of blogs come out of the woodwork and leave a comment rather than stay in the shadows lurking (see what I did there?), so what are you waiting for? De-lurk already...
  • Sources say that Democratic Presidential candidate Bill Richardson (NM) will be dropping out of the presidential race. With 2 fourth place finishes in Iowa and New Hampshire, it’s the smart thing to do – though I wager he’s on the other’s short list for veep, so stay tuned.
  • For a good read, head on over to CNN (I know, I know, bear with me for a moment) and read Jack Cafferty’s column about how the Democratic Race just got interesting…
  • And in other Democratic presidential candidate news, the Dems’ 2004 candidate John Kerry is going to endorse Sen. Obama (D-IL)… who also picked up the coveted Nevada culinary worker and service employee unions endorsement in Nevada…
  • President Bush is predicting (usually the first sign of trouble) that there “will be a signed peace treaty” to turn the West Bank and Gaza Strip into a Palestinian state by, in Bush’s words, “the time I leave office.” (Uh-huh, and what color is the sky in your world George? You think after ignoring that region for 7 years you can stroll in and fix things with barely a year left in office? There’s a word for that… and if you think I’m the only one believing that, consider that USA Today, says in an article today that, “despite Bush’s upbeat assessment, there was little to suggest concrete progress during his second day in the Middle East.” Meaning, he ain’t done squat, he ain’t gonna do squat, and he needs to come back down to earth…)
  • Knowing he’s in deep shit, the former head of the CIA’s covert service – the one that supposedly ordered the destruction of torture videotapes – is requesting immunity before he testifies on Capitol Hill next week… stay tuned…
  • In the interest of equal time: Clinton, Edwards, Giuliani, Thompson, Huckabee, Romney
  • And have we mentioned? That republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has some competition for THE MOST bat-shit crazy presidential candidate? This past Sunday, former senator and current Democratic presidential candidate (a term I use loosely) Mike Gravel was speaking at New Hampshire’s Phillips Exeter Academy prep school when he, you know, it’s easier and better if you just read if for yourself: “We’ve all got addictions. Anyone in here not taking any drugs? Tylenol, aspirin, we’re all druggies! … I’m on painkillers! […] I’m sure that a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. Well, it’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana.” (Wow… I see a Ron Paul/Mike Gravel dream ticket in the future… how much fun would that be???)

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

The Wednesday ‘BushWhack’ing

Today’s Daily BushWhacking has been replaced with a New Hampshire Primary Applaud and Heckle; let’s see if anyone notices…

Applaud: to the results in New Hampshire. Not so much the winners of Clinton and McCain (I still haven’t chosen a candidate yet) but the fact that the results thumbed their collective noses at political pundits who were already naming certain people winners and losers; before the primary even began. Let’s remember that politics is fluid and can change like that (snap!)…

Heckle: to John McCain’s victory. Okay, I used to like McCain, but somewhere between Iraq and his last campaign, he’s changed. And his victory speech last night was, easily, one of the most boring and clumsily-delivered victory speeches in political history. And the rumors of him having Joe Lieberman as his running mate if he gets the nod makes my skin crawl that much more… BTW: If he makes it to the White House with Lieberman by his side, I will flee the country...

Applaud: to Mitt Romney's abysmal showing in the Granite State, it brings a smile to my face. His concession speech can best be summed up thusly; “I spent A LOT of money in New Hampshire and all I got was second-place.” Apparently he doesn’t know the state’s other mantra of Live Free or Cheap…

Heckle: to conservative tool Bill Kristol, who attributed McCain’s victory happening “because of the surge.” (Uh, huh… and what color is the sky in your world Bill? Rose-colored?)

Applaud: to this tasty tidbit reported by MSNBC during their reporting last night. In MSNBC’s exit polls, more than half of the republicans responding said that they were either “dissatisfied or downright angry with this President.” (about time – too bad it took almost 8 years for that to sink into some people’s thick skulls...)

Heckle: to NBC’s Matt Lauer, who asked Obama last night; “I just want to be clear: It was issues that separated the two of you, not tears?” What the fu—

Heckle: to pollsters and pundits who were calling the results before the primary began and were WAY off the mark… makes me smile inside when they fall over themselves…

Stay tuned, Bush is in the Middle East trying to salvage what's left of his dignity his legacy, and this presidential campaign thing is just getting started…

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The Tuesday ‘BushWhack’ing

Let’s get to it as the first primary of this election cycle gets underway in New Hampshire… insert own joke here.

  • Since the media is keeping it under wraps, New Hampshire’s primary is underway
  • Polls are showing Barack Obama winning on the Democrat’s side and John McCain winning on the republican side
  • He just can’t help himself. Days after tying his loss in Iowa to 9/11, Rudy Giuliani is now tying other candidates’ displays to his performance after 9/11. Speaking on MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and discussing Sen. Clinton’s “emotional moment” from earlier this week, Giuliani said; “The reality is, if you look at me, September 11 — the funerals, the memorial services — there were times in which it was impossible not to feel the emotion.” (the man is shameless…)
  • Despite constant denials of a run, rumors of a Michael Bloomberg presidential run are still floating around
  • White House spokesman Tony Fratto apparently doesn’t read the newspapers… or watch the news on TV… or surf the web… or have a brain in his head. How else can you explain him saying yesterday; “I don’t know of anyone predicting a recession.” Um… how about Harvard University economist Martin Feldstein… or Lawrence Summers… or the National Association for Business Economics (NABE)… or Warren Buffett… or CBO Director Peter Orszag. Maybe we should take up a collection to buy him a subscription to the Washington Post. Sure, he wouldn’t get totally accurate news, but he would be informed…
  • And have we mentioned? That the web site Celebstoner has chosen, and this should not come as a surprise to anyone with a brain, Rep. Ron Paul (r-TX) as their “stoner” pick for President? Show of hands of anyone who thinks Mr. Paul doesn’t smoke the reefer…

Monday, January 07, 2008

The Monday ‘BushWhack’ing

In case you’re wondering where The Weekly Rewind has been the last 2 weeks, blame Blogger. Scott and I have both tried to post it and each time it’s been lost in the blogosphere. Naturally I blame blogger, but (puts tinfoil hat on) perhaps something more ominous is afoot here… anyhow, we’re back to our normal schedule this week (Blogger permitting) so enjoy the weekly lead-off for the Daily ‘BushWhack’ing…

Friday, January 04, 2008

McCain is scaring me now

Things are officially scary now…

After a better-than-originally-thought showing in Iowa, Sen. John McCain (r-AZ) decided to kiss Sen. Joe Lieberman (I r – CT) ass and said that he would like Lieberman to serve in his administration, saying; “I would definitely want Joe Lieberman to play a part — particularly in national security issues — in my administration.”

Ew.

It’s no surprise, considering that McCain and Lieberman have been in bed together for quite some time, whether it be their consistent push for more troops to Iraq or their ignoring of U.S. military commanders and rushing to declare victory in the Iraq war saying, respectively, “we’ve succeeded militarily” and “We are winning.”

Tossing Lieberman into the national security mix in a republican administration has been a right-wing wet-dream for quite some time, and could very well happen if we don’t make sure a Democrat wins the presidency next year.

It’s up to us.

The Friday Presidential ‘BushWhack’ing

Iowa-centric post this morning with our next stop in New Hampshire…

Thursday, January 03, 2008

No real earth shattering surprises....after all it's only Iowa.

The Iowa Caucus' (which is basically a game of musical chairs on the Democrat side..) are over and the winners are....... a Democratic win for Barack Obama and on the other side of the aisle a Republican win for Mike Huckabee.

Okay, is anyone really surprised by this? No, not if you can read or have watched at least 2 minutes of TV in the past month.

If there was any surprise it was in the 2nd and 3rd place finishes.

On the Democratic side 2nd place was captured by John Edwards while Hillary Clinton came in 3rd.

On the Republican side, Mitt Romney came in 2nd with 3rd place being snatched by Fred Thompson.

Low 'caucus' results dealt death blows to the campaigns of Christopher Dodd and Joe Biden. Both will abandon their runs for the White House.

Okay now that the 'caucus' are officially over, can we now please go about the business of ignoring anything to do with the state of Iowa for the next 4 years ?

The Returning Thursday ‘BushWhack’ing

I’m back… I’m bad… and the official primary season is (finally!) underway…

  • In case you haven’t heard, the Iowa caucus is today… while returning from Orlando I read the Orlando Sentinel on the plane and found a phenomenal article asking what I’ve been asking forever; why should we care what the Iowa caucus tells us… my opinion? We shouldn’t… I say you should ignore what the egotist states of Iowa and New Hampshire say and make up your own mind with your own opinions and thoughts; sheep be dammed…
  • Not everyone is kissing Iowa’s ass as Rudy Giuliani skipped over Iowa the night before the caucus to focus on that other full-of-itself state New Hampshire.
  • Speaking of New Hampshire, John McCain is tied with Mitt Romney for the republican lead. (There once was a time when I admired and liked John McCain, but every since he got TOO behind the Iraq war, he’s started to sound a little too senile for my taste and has, in my eyes, sold out his once-upon-a-time maverickness. Can he maintain this to other states? Only time will tell)
  • The DOJ has “opened a criminal investigation” into the destruction of the CIA interrogation videotapes. According to AP, recently minted AG Mike Mukasey has named John Durham, a federal prosecutor in Connecticut, to oversee the case. All fine and good, but Durham is neither “outside” nor “special,” nor “independent” and will report to the Deputy AG, who in turn reports to Mukasey. In other words, it’s a dog and pony show
  • 9/11 Commission Co-Chairme Thomas Kean and Lee Hamilton wrote earlier this week in The New York Times that the CIA “obstructed our investigation” when it destroyed those interrogation videotapes and “failed to respond to our lawful requests” about “the kind of information that would have been contained in such videotapes.” (Okay… annnnnnnnnd; what is going to be done about that???)
  • And have we mentioned? That the Bush(whacked) Administration is going to open “46,000 square miles off Alaska’s northwest coast to petroleum leases” next month? While the decision is naturally being condemned by environmental groups that say it will harm animals, I’m sure it’s being done to make Bush’s oil-friends richer help the American public with high gas prices make Bush’s oil-friends richer…

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Back at it

I'm back from vacation, in need of another vacation to recover from the first one, but will be back to it tomorrow, Thursday... which happens to be the first day of the official primary season...

As we say at TBWA; Stay. Tuned.